| somebody: | nobody's perf-
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| Jude Law: | Hi
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| Ben Barnes: | Hello
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| Matt Damon: | What's up
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| Robert Downey Jr: | Hi there
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| Joseph Gordon-Levitt: | Inception?
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| Leonardo Dicaprio: | I almost won an award
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| Jake Gyllenhall: | Hello
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| Ryan Gosling: | Hey.
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| Chris Evans: | Hello there.
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| Benedict Cumberbatch: | Hello.
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| Jensen Ackles: | I'm Batman
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| Jared Padalecki: | I lost my shoe
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| Misha Collins: | I'm your new God..
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| Daniel Radcliffe: | Hi.
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| Tom Felton: | Wanna smush?
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| Rupert Grint: | Oh, hey.
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| Andrew Garfield: | I'm filming spiderman
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| Johnny Depp: | Hello.
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| Orlando Bloom: | They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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| Jesse Eisenberg: | Hi.
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| Gary Oldman: | Welp.
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| Alan Rickman: | ...
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| Tom Hiddleston: | Today is my birthday...
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| Martin Freeman: | Fuck you I won a bafta.
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| Andrew Scott: | I will burn all of your hearts. And I'll look damn sexy doing it.
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| Brendon Urie: | Let's get these teen hearts beating faster.
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| Toby Turner: | Hello once again, Audience!
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| Norman Reedus: | Good Lord...
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| Darren Criss : | Isn't it organic?
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| David Tennant: | I'm scottish.
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| John Barrowman: | Hey, me too. And gay.
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| Matt Smith: | Oh look, a badger.
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| Russell Howard: | Hello, and welcome to Good News.
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| Stephen Fry: | Hello.
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| Arthur Darvill: | Hi.
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| Tim Minchin: | I am so fucking rock. |